I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. Saturday Night Live
Some E cards
The whole, "flowers always excuse asshole behavior," routine I see in some relationships drives me nuts. Next time I see someone get flowers from an apologetic partner, I'm going to compliment them on their "asshole flowers."
Sometimes I feel this way haha
welp pretty much sums up the lives of @Caitlin Turner Coligan and I