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A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"   "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship."   "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"   "We've spent a lot of money getting this house... Humour, Relationship Jokes Hilarious, Happy Birthday To My Husband Funny Humor, Happy Birthday To My Husband Funny, Happy Birthday Husband Funny, Jenaka Kelakar, Husband Quotes Funny, Husband Wife Humor, Husband Jokes

A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house...

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Linda Pearl
The jealous husband hired a detective - and couldn't believe what he discovered | Jokes Of The Day Jealous Husband, Jenaka Kelakar, Husband Jokes, Funny Marriage Jokes, Marriage Jokes, Funny Relationship Jokes, English Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Wife Jokes

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less...

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She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a ... Read more

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Funny Cat Joke - A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all Humour, Funny Appropriate Jokes, Clean Jokes For Seniors, Jokes For Seniors, Senior Jokes, Funny Cat Jokes, Biker Bar, Aunt Quotes, Picture Jokes

He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there. The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house. The next day, he decides to drop the cat forty blocks away, but the same thing happens. He keeps on increasing the number of blocks, but the cat...

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