Teacher jokes

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some children’s stories could become, asked the little girl to describe the incident. “Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard...

For some, their English teacher was the reason they fell in love with English literature and linguistics. For others, their English professor was precisely why they dedicated their lives to the field of natural sciences instead. We bet the very first English jokes for teachers came from the second group of people.

Tonight's Joke for Tomorrow's Students! Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright! #FernSmithsClassroomIdeas

Teachers are such an essential part of society and humanity as a whole that they are without a doubt up there along with doctors, policemen, firefighters, and, undoubtedly, mothers.

Get ready to laugh with clever school puns that will bring a smile to your face. Perfect for teachers, students, and parents looking to add some humor to the school day. #SchoolPuns #EducationHumor #ClassroomFun

Teachers play an essential role in a student’s development. There are also many funny moments. Read relatable teacher jokes for a laugh.

It’s that time of year when students just ended a long and blissful summer and need to make their way back to school to reconnect with their teachers.Teachers are our unsung heroes. They need to have the smarts of a scientist, the liveliness of a talk show host, and the patience of a saint. They may lose their mind sometimes, but their days can be full of funny stories among fellow teachers and their beloved students.We collected some favorite school memes and memes for teachers to highlight…

Not fond of the language but I would be lying if I said it didn't capture the frustration...

Let the comical gold of The Office with Michael Scott and company at Dunder-Mifflin Paper, walk you through a day in the life of a teacher in May.

Pin these jokes up to fill your classroom with laughter and lighten the atmosphere. A perfect addition to any teaching session, these clever quips will turn mundane lessons into delightful moments, keeping everyone entertained and attentive.

end of year solutions cover all the loose ends to the school year such as skills review, RTI documentation, awards, summer math and literacy and more!

Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. ”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher... #jokes #joke #jokeoftheday #funny

A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story

20 teacher jokes that are on another level!!! :) #jokes #funny #fun

Halfway through the year really tests our teaching endurance. We have the holidays, finishing up a semester, and the planning and stressing begins for the end of year testing. It is so easy to get …

The end of the school year is in sight! Here’s how educators are feeling right around this time of year.

And scissors! Had a kid tape the blades together.