Gobble, gobble, get ready! Turkey Day is almost here! Now, some of you may know this fast approaching day as Thanksgiving, while others of you may think of it as Shop-Till-You-Drop-Eve, but in Cratersville, where I grew up, this day was the day we celebrated turkeys. Yes, you read that right, instead of eating turkeys on Turkey Day, we invited them to dinner and threw them a party. The townspeople who had always looked forward to tucking into some gobble, gobble goodness on the turkeys’ big…