Local Media Scrambles to Find Other Sources of Pinoy Pride After Last Fil-Am in American Idol Gets Booted Out Okay...
Team Patay/Buhay Posters Spotted at Vatican City Ahead of Papal Conclave. Ano pala ang ginagawa nito?
Malacañang Reveals Proposed Solution to Prevent Similar Grounding Incidents at Tubbataha in the Future Go home Malacanang! You're drunk!
Psy Suffers Hip Injury After Trying to Come Up with Obnoxious Dance Moves for Newest Single. Seems painful.
UNA Purchases GMA7 in Mega Deal. Kapuso Shows Starring Senatorial Candidates Revealed. HOHOHO!!! (((:
Team PNoy Acquires ABS-CBN in Blockbuster Deal. Shows Featuring Senatorial Bets Announced. Why not! (((:
NATGEO EARTH RUN ORGANIZER APOLOGIZES. SETS NEXT YEAR’S RUN ON SMOKEY MOUNTAIN. - HAHAHA!!! Can be!
#kplus12 additional program....? what da?!?!
#SaveBaguioTrees haha! Bonus tree.... No way!